Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...