Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...