Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...