Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...