The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!