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Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Knock Knock Jokes 5
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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Italian Night Before Christmas
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How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Is there a way to thank you?
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