What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.