The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...