Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...