Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...