The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!