What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Lawyers give irrelevant information
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Getting old when
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Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
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The pre-birth class
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One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Only Time
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Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...