Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...