Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...