Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...