Better Than Drunk
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Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...