Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...