Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...