Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...