Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...