There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...