Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!