What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...