Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...