Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...