What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...