Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...