Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...