Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...