Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...