A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !