Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...