Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...