Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...