Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...