Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...