George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...