insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.