Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...