No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...