Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...