Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...