DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...