Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.