Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Question answer 05
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?