A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...