Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...