The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox