It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...