What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...