Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...