Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.